Woohoo! It's a.....

PLUM.

Seriously, why must it be compared to fruit all the time?
Last week it was a lime, which, in my opinion is bigger than a plum (that they say is about 2.1in.)
It kinda makes me picture a little blob of purple with a stem and arms and legs- which is pretty disturbing. But I love plums so perhaps it's going to be a good week.

Thank you, Data Merge Generated Email for keeping me up to date with what my body is doing in between all of my trips to the potty.

And a big thank you to all of my friends and fam who are keeping this big purple secret off of my social media. You rock! It makes me want to tell you even more!